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Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Evening Chocolate Obsessed People,
Well, well, this day has finally come. For the first time in approximately six years, I am retiring almost all of the Advent Calendars. This is truly unprecedented. Let me tell you why; it is actually quite simple, No Whey Advent Calendar, Nestle Advent Calendar, Laura Secord Advent Calendar, and Windel Advent Calendar all happen to be the foulest, most inferior chocolates I have ever tasted. I do not believe that I have ever come across anything worse. To top it off, this was like an influx of disguising Advent Calendars. I really could not decide which one tasted worse, and at the same time, I could not keep writing negativity on this blog day after day to make my point across. Nevertheless, please keep reading below to further find out. On a positive note, Loacker was truly one of the best Advent Calendars that I have devoured. What a comparison, it was difficult going day after day from the most attractive Advent Calendar in terms of appeal and taste to the most revolting ones. Thank you for being here xoxoxo Soriah Let the Race-To-Win END NO WHEY FOODS ADVENT CALENDAR – THE FINAL REPERCUSSION The final Repercussion of No Whey Food’s Advent Calendar truly has the most horrendous pieces of chocolates that I have ever tasted. There is no excuse in regard to the product being vegan. No Whey should have been knowledgeable enough otherwise, why even bother making chocolates. I dreaded taking the daily corresponding chocolate out for tasting purposes, and I am normally a greedy chocolatier, he he he. Anyhow, please read below for my final rating. Appearance of Box: Adequate Fun and Appropriate Theme of Box: Sustaining Clearly Marked Numbers for Each Day: Yes Is Advent Calendar Flimsy: Starting to be flimsy Is the Advent Calendar Holding Up in its Form and Shape: Fell apart Ease of Opening Each Daily Box: Difficult near end of tasting Chocolate: Exterior Appearance: Smothering Smooth: Yes Textured: No Salty: No Overly Sweetened: You asked the right question, oh yessss Grainy: Yes, hideous Different: Yes, and revolting Stale: Out-of-date Boring: Completely Would I repurchase: No, I would not ever repurchase again, NEVER, NEVER The nightmare ends Ingredients: Vegan Cane Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Unsweetened Chocolate, Rice Syrup Powder, Sunflower Lecithin (An Emulsifier), Salt, Natural Vanilla, Natural Flavour ChocolisciouslyDelightful Rating: -0.1 / 5.0 Nutrition Facts 24 servings per container Average Serving Size (12 g) Calories 64 % Daily Value Total Fat 4 g Saturated Fat 2 g 12% Trans Fat 0 g Cholesterol 0 mg 0% Sodium 6 mg 0% Total Carbohydrates 6 g 2.5% Total Sugars 6 g Protein 0.5 g 1% Vitamin D 0 mcg 0% Calcium 0 mg 0% Potassium 0 mg 0% Iron 2 g 12% WINDEL ADVENT CALENDAR – THE FINAL REPERCUSSION Another absolutely “sickened to my core” pieces of chocolates. Why, uhhhhh, wow, uncultured. Not only is this chocolate absolute rubbish, but Windel has had the nerve to include the flimsiest Advent Calendar I have come across so far. It weighs like 0.00001 lbs. Way to go Windel, a German company, that normally prides itself in quality vs quality. I guess we beg to differ here. Appearance of Box: Kindly Fun and Appropriate Theme of Box: Fidelity Clearly Marked Numbers for Each Day: Yes Is Advent Calendar Flimsy: Flimsy galore Is the Advent Calendar Holding Up: Absolutely not Ease of Opening Each Daily Box: Easy however, the boxes began to fall apart Chocolate: Exterior Appearance: Shape of a man, nothing much to look at Smooth: Yes Textured: No Salty: No Overly Sweetened: Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes Grainy: So grainy Different: Oh yes, in a muggy way Stale: Tastes Stale, and more stale, okay, did I mention stale, stale, stale Boring: Did I say boring Would I repurchase: No, I would Not, NEVER And the fright ends Ingredients: Contents: 24 Milk Chocolate figures (Cocoa Solids: 31% Minimum, Milk Solids: 18% Minimum): Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Sweet Whey Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin May Contain Traces of Tree Nuts ChocolisciouslyDelightful Rating: -0.00000008 5.0 Nutrition Facts Per 100 g Energy 2224 kJ/531 kcal Fat 30 g Saturated Fats 19 g Carbohydrates 58 g Sugar 57 g Protein 6.3 g Salt 0.22 g LAURA SECORD ADENT CALENDAR – Day 7 Okay, okay, what is the deal with Laura Secord, seriously! According to the website, these chocolates are the most widely sold throughout Canada, really, who is the judge here? I very much doubt that unless people really do not know what a good chocolate is supposed to taste like. Nevertheless, enjoy the end of the rating for this Advent Calendar, it is going into retirement as well. Appearance of Box: Sweet Fun and Appropriate Theme of Box: Yes Clearly Marked Numbers for Each Day: Yes Is Advent Calendar Flimsy: No, it is not Is the Advent Calendar Holding Up in its Form and Shape: It is holding up still Ease of Opening Each Daily Box: Quite easy Chocolate: Exterior Appearance: Interesting Smooth: Yes, only in appearance, nothing else to be praised about Textured: No Salty: Yes Overly Sweetened: Sick to my stomach kind of sweet Grainy: Yes Different: Ha ha ha, sure, if you say so Stale: Yesssss Boring: Undeniably Would I repurchase: No, I would No, Never It is over, yeahhhh Ingredients: Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Milk Ingredients, Unsweetened Chocolate, Soy Lecithin, Salt, Vanilla Extract), Caramel (Glucose, Sugar, Water, Butter, Coconut Oil, Milk Ingredients, Salt, Monoglycerides, Soy Lecithin, Carrageenan, Natural Flavour), Crispy Rice (Rice Flour, Sugar), Salt ChocolisciouslyDelightful Rating: -0.000123 / 5.0 Nutrition Facts Per 4 pieces (40 g) Calories 200 % Daily Value Fat 11 g 15 % Saturated 7 g 36 % (for both Saturated and Trans) Trans 0.1 g Carbohydrate 25 g Fibre 1 g 4 % Sugars 23 g 23 % Protein 2 g Cholesterol 5 mg Sodium 50 mg 2 % Potassium 125 mg 3 % Cholesterol 5 mg Sodium 50 mg 2 % Potassium 125 mg 3 % Calcium 50 mg 4 % Iron 0.75 mg 4% NESTLE NORTH POLE ADVENT CALENDAR – Day 7 At the very least, Nestle’s Advent Calendar gave us a different kind of chocolate for a few days. However, these same chocolates are nothing short of their original sized KitKat Bars, and Aero Bars for example. It is pretty much cheating and expecting glory. There has been no effort made to bring something inventive for Christmas. How sub-standard! Appearance of Box: Mollifying Fun and Appropriate Theme of Box: Thankful Clearly Marked Numbers for Each Day: Yes Is Advent Calendar Flimsy: Not Not Not At All Is the Advent Calendar Holding Up in its Form and Shape: It Is Holding Up So Far Ease of Opening Each Daily Box: Very Easy Chocolate: Exterior Appearance: Acceptable Smooth: Depends on the day Textured: Sometimes Salty: No Overly Sweetened: You got it Grainy: No Different: Really, it is all the same Stale: No Boring: Of course Would I repurchase: Why, I would instead just purchase a KitKat bar and call it a day Ingredients for KitKat minibar ChocoliscioulsyDelightful Rating: 0.9 / 5.0 Nutrition Facts Per 1 Piece AERO minibar (7.3g) Amount % Calories 40 Fat 2 g 3% Saturated 1 g 5% (Saturated and Trans) Trans 0 g Carbohydrate 5 g Fibre 0 g 0% Sugars 4 g 4% Protein 0.4 mg 2% Cholesterol 5 mg Sodium 5 mg 1% Potassium 20mg 1% Calcium 10 mg 1% Iron 0 mg 0% LOACKER 24 DAYS WITH YOU ADVENT CALENDAR – Day 6 Loacker Advent Calendar is absolutely perfect, taste-wise, look-wise, idea-wise, colour scheme-wise, cuteness-wise, you get it. Let’s just end this rating, perfection does not get any better! Appearance of Box: Impeccable Fun and Appropriate Theme of Box: Whimsical Clearly Marked Numbers for Each Day: Yes Is Advent Calendar Flimsy: Never Is the Advent Calendar Holding Up in its Form and Shape: It Will Hold Up indefinitely Ease of Opening Each Daily Box: Ease Galore Chocolate: Exterior Appearance: Unimpeachable Smooth: Well, it is a wafer, and delicious Textured: Yes Salty: No Overly Sweetened: No Grainy: No Different: Yes, and supreme Stale: No Boring: Positively not Would I repurchase: A hundred times over, Yes, I would Ingredients: Delicious Milk Chocolate (23%), Dark Chocolate (2%), and White Chocolate (2%) Specialty with Fine Hazelnut Cream, Chocolate Cream, Coconut and Vanilla Cream (55% Cream Filling) and Crispy Leaves of Wafer. Sugar, Coconut Oil, Wheat Flour, Glucose Syrup, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Coconut Flakes, Whey Powder (Milk), Hazelnuts, Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Dextrose, Soy Flour, Fat-Reduced Cocoa, Barley Malt Extract, Emulsifier Soy Lecithin, Cream Powder (Milk), Raising Agents (Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate, Disodium Diphosphate), Butterfat (Milk), Salt, Bourbon Vanilla Pods, Spices May Contain Peanuts and Almonds ChocolisciouslyDelightful Rating: 14.5 / 5.0 Nutrition Facts Per 3 Pieces (30 g) % of Daily Value Calories 150 Fat 10 g 15% Saturated 7 g 35% (Saturated and Trans Fat) Trans 0 g Cholesterol 0 mg Sodium 35 mg 1% Carbohydrate 17 g 6% Fibre 1 g 4% Sugars 10 g Protein 2 g Vitamin A 0% Vitamin C 0% Calcium 4% Iron 4%
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AuthorMy name is Soriah and I am an enormous lover of fine chocolates. I enjoy strolling through charming towns and by chance, finding a little, delightful chocolate gem hidden in the corner, offering bon bons that are ready to be just devoured. CategoriesArchives
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